Hey,

We’ve noticed that you’ve been spending a lot of time on social media and streaming. Why not create an account with us and gain some local friends? Why be lonely when you can go outside and touch some grass with your friends

This seems like a shot in the dark, but oh well. My teammates keep roasting me because they think I can't solve a simple math problem due to me only worrying about basketball in school. I need to prove them wrong!! They gave me this problem to solve by (round 1 deadline) and I need your help. Can you tell me the solution to: -752 divided by eight? I can't have the boys thinking I'm dumb :(

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Hi there! I'm really excited about EAST Conference this year, but I've never actually been before. Can you help me out with my knowledge of EAST and tell me where Conference is and maybe where an important place to EAST is? Thanks!

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Hello Good Sir/Madam,

Would you mind checking out my website?

I know it doesn't have a lot on it yet, but any feedback would be much appreciated.

Hey uh, first of all this is TOTALLY not Datt Mozier, Matt Dozier's better looking twin who tried to hack into Conference last year and ruin everything. I'm just a rule following EAST student!

Anyways, I'm trying to log in to the Conference website but every time I try to, the link to get to the log in page refuses to work. Could you help me find out what's causing this issue?

Hey kid, I hear you're struggling with solving this round of TSO (I'm really breaking your immersion right now, sorry about that) But listen, I know something that EAST Staff doesn't want you to see that'll help you finish this thing before you can say "Uncharted!"

All will be revealed to you if you click this link and watch this video IN FULL. You won't regret it.